Cheating

Cheating... The giant relationship breaker. The creme de la creme of
you fucked up. For centuries, cheating on your spouse or loved one has
been looked down upon. Cheating has pretty much put a nail in the
coffin in most relationships once the secret was revealed! Cheating
seems like the totally wrong thing to do, but i'm here to tell you
that its not always so cut and dry. Please, ready yourselves for my
wisdom.

Cheating can be a good thing. Yes i said it, a good thing! You may
ask, hey Pablo, how the fuck can cheating be a good thing? Well, first
it relieves stress from a relationship. After sex with another person,
you no longer feel the need to argue over small things. Instead, you
feel more connected to your partner. You may feel guilty at first, but
if sex with the other is purely carnal and not about love, you will be
okay with it. I don't believe two people can stay faithful to one
another forever. People who do not cheat will almost always break up,
because they are too high strung! Sex relaxes you and lets you see
clearly. So a potential argument over not caring enough will be
thwarted by you bringing flowers to ur gf after cheating. All im
saying is that when couples cheat on each other, they are less likely
to get caught up in bs arguments!

Cheating is wrong Pablo!! Like i said, it ain't. Most couples cheat on
each other anyway, they just keep it under wraps, as it should!
Cheating can definitely be a positive if done correctly. We are human
and we love to fuck! Plain and simple! Anyone who has said they would
never cheat/never thought of cheating is fooling themselves or full of
shit!! We had dicks and pussies and dickpussies for a reason! We were
born so we can fuck as many people as possible before we die! I know
so many people that fit this bill!! Even our own politicians cheat!
(funny how I said bill, politicians, and cheat in back 2 back
sentences. Pun not intended, but funny none the less!) I mean do you
realize how crazy that is!? These are the people that are supposed to
be upstanding, but at the end of the day, they are just like normal
people...cheaters!

So ladies and gentlemen, stop thinking your partners are saints,
stop thinking its wrong to cheat! Its only wrong to get caught! And if
you get caught, then you try to work it out! You fall in love for
companionship, you have sex for pleasure, two different things. So
peeps with relationship issues, have someone else pleasure you, and
watch your relationship blossom once again!

I have nothing left to say on this subject, other than you obviously
have to wear protection idiots! Goodnight!!

-------UPDATE 8.27.09--------

lol just an FYI, i forgot to mention that these are not my beliefs. This is just an observation I have made and the reasoning behind why people may think it's okay. This was basically my dissertation on cheaters. Lol take care!



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Any counterpoints? Respond in the comment section!

-Pablo
"Ooxxooxoxxooooxoxoxxxooo x"

Why GOD hates us

Here are some random reasons why i believe GOD hates us!(or the GODS
if you believe in polytheism)

1. We can't use the force.
2. We can't become vampires.
3. We can't raise and lower our cholestorol at will.
4. We can't fly.
5. We don't have superhuman powers.
6. He made us and decided to be a sterotypical black father figure.
7. Premarital sex is a sin.
8. Marital sex with a condom is a sin.
9. Masturbating is a sin.
10. We die with no idea where the fuck we are going, if anywhere.
11. He made Michael Jackson.
12. He killed Michael Jackson.
13. He allowed The Hills to exist.
14. Spencer Pratt...nuff said
15. Bush got elected twice!!!

Hope you enjoyed the list. Feel free to add your own inthe comments
section.

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Brand New

Hello everyone out there in internet land!

Its a hot Saturday afternoon and I have no idea what to do!! So I said to myself, "Pablo, make a blog and get it forwarded by your now debunked myawesometshirts.com site!" So viola! So Pablo, what is your blog going to be about?! Well let me tell you kiddies!!! EVERYTHING! I will blog about clothing(probably just awesome tshirts), movies, people, places, and pretty much anything that comes up in my head. I will also take suggestions on topics to write about! Well for now I'm out. See ya later!!

Old Myspace Blogs

I am going to post some of my Old Myspace Blogs now, just as a taste of whats to come!!

Crazy Pills 01/31/08

January 31, 2008 - Thursday

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! Current mood: crazy Category: Blogging I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! This will be a new blog that will tell you guys what things make me feel crazy. Here we goooo! Okay first things first. I think my room mate is kinda slow.lol. How is that that he talks about the same things over and over again.Here is a conversation we had two weeks ago. Him: Yo I heard John Cena is out cause he was caught in the steroid list. Is that true? Me: Nah, he just injured his shoulder cause he doesn't know how to wrestle. I mean he got injured doing a hip toss. He should quit. Him: Why you gotta hate on my man Cena for? Last week Me: (Watching Wrestling) See this is a good wrestling match unlike John Cena's matches. Him:Why you gotta hate on my man Cena for?I heard John Cena is out cause he was caught in the steroid list. Is that true? Me:(WTF??)Nah, he just injured his shoulder cause he doesn't know how to wrestle. A few days ago: Me: You heard John Cena came back at the Royal Rumble? Him: Word? Thats hot. Me: Yea and he won now he has a shot at the Title at Wrestlemania, which is pretty gay. Him:Why you gotta hate on my man Cena for?I heard John Cena is out cause he was caught in the steroid list. Is that true? Me:(OMG) Then I tell him the usual. I mean really, what the hell man? Are you telling me he doesn't remember conversations?lol. Thats disturbing. He must always feel like he's having deja vu. Other topics he has repeated: Emeril Live being cancelled(which its not) How much it costs to do Laundry downstairs? Where did you get that wine and how much does it cost cause imma buy some.(still waiting for that) Writing this is giving me a headache just thinking about this. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

The Grinds My Gears Collection

October 24, 2007 - Wednesday

What Grinds My Gears/ Random Rant Category: Blogging You know what Grinds my Gears? Women on the subway that complain that men won't offer their seats to them. I mean what was the women's rights movement about? Equality right? Then stop complaining. We don't give a fuck just like we won't give a fuck if some dude with 6 big Macy's bags was standing up. Only exceptions for me are pregnant women and old ladies. Other than that, if you want to get on the subway with your 4 kids then don't expect me to give up my seat. You know what else Grinds my Gears? When people see you dressed up and make a big deal out of it. I mean really, have you never seen a man in a shirt and tie before? Get a LIFE!!! Another thing that Grinds my Gears is that when I go to a nightclub I have to work the room to find a 7-10, but when I'm just chilling only the ugly chicks wanna step to me. Like I'm ugly or something. What you mean huh? The last thing that Grinds my Gears is when Bums step up to me to ask me for money. I mean what is it an IN thing? The subway is like a parade for bums. Go get a job. There are fountains all over NYC for you to take a shower! USE THEM PLEASE! If your gonna beg for money, at least smell good! April 8, 2008 - Tuesday Grinds my gears! YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? Probably not, so let me tell you! 1. Why is it, that when I am on the train to/from work, I feel like people are staring at me, but then look away? First I think to myself, "Am I ugly?" Then I scratch that because that aint true. Then I ask myself, " Could I have my own reality tv show like in The Truman Show but I don’t know it?", I still think that is possible though. I haven’t totally given up on that. Then I think to myself, maybe they are just randomly looking at people and when I look back they look away? I think that is probable because I myself do it for no particular reason for other than its pretty hilarious. It still bothers me though that it is done to me. I mean really! I am on my way to work! I don’t need you looking at me while I’m listening to Oochie Wally at full blast while on the train okay?!...I really don’t do that though...I go with softer songs in the morning like, Hit em up by 2pac and Chop Suey by System of a Down. WHAT? I DON’T KNOW MAN! 2. People that call my house mad early when they know I am either A. Sleeping B. About to wake up in 10 minutes. I mean really, what is so important that it can not wait til the afternoon. At least leave a fukin text after 8. BULLSHIT! 3. Why are you telling me long ass stories for a short ass main point. I mean really, just tell me the important stuff! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!LOL. 4. Why is it that my computer has no devices in the device manager? I mean really! Not even Microsoft has an answer for this! I have tried mad hotfixes and I am pretty sure that a System restore won’t help because it started the problem! So what the fuck! 5. If I am able to work from home through Citrix(A portal system), why in the blue hell do I even have to go to work most of the time? I mean really. What the hell? 6. I can go on, but here is the last thing that grinds my gears because I have to go to sleep cause of freaking work!(See above) Me and Carlos are talking the other day about the upcoming election and he brings to my attention that McCain will probably win because Obama/Hilary at this point are still fighting each other. And that these Mid-Westerners are mostly Republicans... That pisses me off. Carlos and I would like for Dems to win, but its not realistic! SHIT!. Fuck! And whats the point in voting then? Most people in NY vote Democrate anyway, but it makes no difference in the national election. Shit, not even the popular vote counts in the U.S. That was going to be the last grinds my gears, but my sister just made fun of me because of the way I was typing. Extra... My sister Gee grinds my gears, because I just want to kick her ass. I mean she is wearing a freakin blue shirt, she looks like the freaking cookie monster...lol fat bitch. She is gonna die when she reads this. Night all! December 7, 2008 - Sunday What grinds my gears! Current mood: rebellious Category: Blogging Hello all, here is another installment of What Grinds My Gears! Now here is a fair warning...I will be getting at people in this blog. So if it sounds like I am talking about you, I probably am! But don't get mad, just move on...lol. You know what grinds my gears? People that eat food(especially smelly) on a bus or train! You can't possibly tell me that you couldn't wait until you arrive at home to eat. I mean WTF???! I was on the bus this morning headed to 125th, and some nigga was eating a fucking fish sandwich that stunk up the bus. Didn't your mother teach you manners. If you are going to eat something on a bus or train, let it be chips or a regular sandwich that doesn't stink up the bus. Chinese is also a no-no, you don't know how many times I have seen people eating that shit on the train. And everytime, I pray to GOD, ALLAH, BUDDAH, SATAN, and RYAN SEACREST to have someone spew all over that persons food. And thats all I have to say about that! You know what else Grinds my gears? People that say things like "Am going to school". The proper way to say/spell that is either "I am going to school or I'm going to school". "Am" by itself is not sufficient. At first, I noticed a small amount of people saying and writing that, but I must say that this virus has spread so horribly and its killing me. Yes, it is killing ME, which is why I have finally decided to say something about it. When its a small group of people doing it, no problem because I can deal with it, but when its motherfucking lawyers and people who have high paying jobs, I have to draw the line. Where were the teachers/professors when they saw "am" on an essay. Why did they not correct it? It's like the teacher's never said anything and these people thought it was okay. I blame the teachers for fucking dropping the ball on this one. I can't even blame the people who do this. That is all I'm going to say about that!!! You know what grinds my gears? People who are broke and can't go anywhere! Thats it. You know what else grinds my gears? People who are like over 21 and worry about their parents being mad that they are going out. Yea I said it...lol. Well thats all I have! So let's get the gun shots going! Sorry if I offended anyone, but I had to vent a little bit. But I'm not really sorry. Plus you'll get over it. Until next time!