The Grinds My Gears Collection

October 24, 2007 - Wednesday

What Grinds My Gears/ Random Rant Category: Blogging You know what Grinds my Gears? Women on the subway that complain that men won't offer their seats to them. I mean what was the women's rights movement about? Equality right? Then stop complaining. We don't give a fuck just like we won't give a fuck if some dude with 6 big Macy's bags was standing up. Only exceptions for me are pregnant women and old ladies. Other than that, if you want to get on the subway with your 4 kids then don't expect me to give up my seat. You know what else Grinds my Gears? When people see you dressed up and make a big deal out of it. I mean really, have you never seen a man in a shirt and tie before? Get a LIFE!!! Another thing that Grinds my Gears is that when I go to a nightclub I have to work the room to find a 7-10, but when I'm just chilling only the ugly chicks wanna step to me. Like I'm ugly or something. What you mean huh? The last thing that Grinds my Gears is when Bums step up to me to ask me for money. I mean what is it an IN thing? The subway is like a parade for bums. Go get a job. There are fountains all over NYC for you to take a shower! USE THEM PLEASE! If your gonna beg for money, at least smell good! April 8, 2008 - Tuesday Grinds my gears! YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? Probably not, so let me tell you! 1. Why is it, that when I am on the train to/from work, I feel like people are staring at me, but then look away? First I think to myself, "Am I ugly?" Then I scratch that because that aint true. Then I ask myself, " Could I have my own reality tv show like in The Truman Show but I don’t know it?", I still think that is possible though. I haven’t totally given up on that. Then I think to myself, maybe they are just randomly looking at people and when I look back they look away? I think that is probable because I myself do it for no particular reason for other than its pretty hilarious. It still bothers me though that it is done to me. I mean really! I am on my way to work! I don’t need you looking at me while I’m listening to Oochie Wally at full blast while on the train okay?!...I really don’t do that though...I go with softer songs in the morning like, Hit em up by 2pac and Chop Suey by System of a Down. WHAT? I DON’T KNOW MAN! 2. People that call my house mad early when they know I am either A. Sleeping B. About to wake up in 10 minutes. I mean really, what is so important that it can not wait til the afternoon. At least leave a fukin text after 8. BULLSHIT! 3. Why are you telling me long ass stories for a short ass main point. I mean really, just tell me the important stuff! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!LOL. 4. Why is it that my computer has no devices in the device manager? I mean really! Not even Microsoft has an answer for this! I have tried mad hotfixes and I am pretty sure that a System restore won’t help because it started the problem! So what the fuck! 5. If I am able to work from home through Citrix(A portal system), why in the blue hell do I even have to go to work most of the time? I mean really. What the hell? 6. I can go on, but here is the last thing that grinds my gears because I have to go to sleep cause of freaking work!(See above) Me and Carlos are talking the other day about the upcoming election and he brings to my attention that McCain will probably win because Obama/Hilary at this point are still fighting each other. And that these Mid-Westerners are mostly Republicans... That pisses me off. Carlos and I would like for Dems to win, but its not realistic! SHIT!. Fuck! And whats the point in voting then? Most people in NY vote Democrate anyway, but it makes no difference in the national election. Shit, not even the popular vote counts in the U.S. That was going to be the last grinds my gears, but my sister just made fun of me because of the way I was typing. Extra... My sister Gee grinds my gears, because I just want to kick her ass. I mean she is wearing a freakin blue shirt, she looks like the freaking cookie monster...lol fat bitch. She is gonna die when she reads this. Night all! December 7, 2008 - Sunday What grinds my gears! Current mood: rebellious Category: Blogging Hello all, here is another installment of What Grinds My Gears! Now here is a fair warning...I will be getting at people in this blog. So if it sounds like I am talking about you, I probably am! But don't get mad, just move on...lol. You know what grinds my gears? People that eat food(especially smelly) on a bus or train! You can't possibly tell me that you couldn't wait until you arrive at home to eat. I mean WTF???! I was on the bus this morning headed to 125th, and some nigga was eating a fucking fish sandwich that stunk up the bus. Didn't your mother teach you manners. If you are going to eat something on a bus or train, let it be chips or a regular sandwich that doesn't stink up the bus. Chinese is also a no-no, you don't know how many times I have seen people eating that shit on the train. And everytime, I pray to GOD, ALLAH, BUDDAH, SATAN, and RYAN SEACREST to have someone spew all over that persons food. And thats all I have to say about that! You know what else Grinds my gears? People that say things like "Am going to school". The proper way to say/spell that is either "I am going to school or I'm going to school". "Am" by itself is not sufficient. At first, I noticed a small amount of people saying and writing that, but I must say that this virus has spread so horribly and its killing me. Yes, it is killing ME, which is why I have finally decided to say something about it. When its a small group of people doing it, no problem because I can deal with it, but when its motherfucking lawyers and people who have high paying jobs, I have to draw the line. Where were the teachers/professors when they saw "am" on an essay. Why did they not correct it? It's like the teacher's never said anything and these people thought it was okay. I blame the teachers for fucking dropping the ball on this one. I can't even blame the people who do this. That is all I'm going to say about that!!! You know what grinds my gears? People who are broke and can't go anywhere! Thats it. You know what else grinds my gears? People who are like over 21 and worry about their parents being mad that they are going out. Yea I said it...lol. Well thats all I have! So let's get the gun shots going! Sorry if I offended anyone, but I had to vent a little bit. But I'm not really sorry. Plus you'll get over it. Until next time!