if you believe in polytheism)
1. We can't use the force.
2. We can't become vampires.
3. We can't raise and lower our cholestorol at will.
4. We can't fly.
5. We don't have superhuman powers.
6. He made us and decided to be a sterotypical black father figure.
7. Premarital sex is a sin.
8. Marital sex with a condom is a sin.
9. Masturbating is a sin.
10. We die with no idea where the fuck we are going, if anywhere.
11. He made Michael Jackson.
12. He killed Michael Jackson.
13. He allowed The Hills to exist.
14. Spencer Pratt...nuff said
15. Bush got elected twice!!!
Hope you enjoyed the list. Feel free to add your own inthe comments
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I don't have the ability to strike someone dead with my mind, just because they annoy me.
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