New age vampires

What's up with these new gay ass vampire movies like twilight and
vampire diaries. I mean they are unbelievably gay. I will be writing a
blog about this soon, but I need to watch twilight and at least two
episodes of diaries. Although I am already biased against them, I can
not say anything without watching it first. So I will dl twilight this
weekend and see what the fuss is about. But as a vamp in true blood
once said, "what's the point of being a vampire if you can't kill
anyone?"

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What Men not necessarily want but wish for!

Most men would probably agree with me here(and as always, I speak for the masses)... but I have always said that sometimes, it would just be cool if life were like a porno. Deep down inside, we wish that we would sit at a bar, and just like in a dozen porn videos, a hot chick would sit next to us and just come out and say, "Wanna have sex?". And then you do the damn thing.

It's not that we aren't looking for a meaningful life partner, but before you get to the part of falling in love, you want to have a decent amount of "fun". In actuality, we just wish it can be this easy to get some! I mean, the end result is the same! Technically women are prostituting themselves when they make us take them out on multiple dates (only if its not a serious hook up). We would all save some time if we were just real with what we REALLY want.

Now, I show this world premiere video. This lady is what most men dream of (in terms of her actions, not necessarily her looks) lmfao.



Now, you may say, Pablo, she is just dancing obscenely! Well, that was the first time Neo Junebug ever met this lady, and he only knew her for about an hour when this happened. An hour later, he took her to an empty basement apartment, and banged her. EASY PEAZY! Neo Junebug has left some comments on his experience below.

Neo Junebug: "The world needs more whores like this! Some girls act like they are, but they don't understand how easy she made it for me! I kinda just rolled thru with a hard on and got what I wanted. lol. That's every man's dream."
"Like I always say, girls are critical of guys because they only want sex and are afraid of commitment, but girls only want commitment and are afraid of sex. So in the end, we're equal! lol"

So ladies, I'm not saying to whore yourself off! But if you are a whore, be a proud and open whore like that lady! Don't front and make guys go through loop after loop of bullshit! JUST DO IT! and as always, please remember to wrap it up!!! lol

Top 5 things New Yorkers secretly hate ( I hate it so I assume you all hate it to)

5. Midtown traffic....

4. People who are in front of you walking in the middle of times
square and suddenly stop! Veer to the side veer to the side!

3. People who bring bikes into the subway... No explaination
necessary. All I got to say is that you have like no excuse for this.
You aren't cripple and you ain't no tourist. Bike your ass straight to
your destination!

2. Tourist/people with fucking hiking bags or luggage on the subway or
bus. I mean WTF!? Aside from having one big ass bag on their back,
they od' and have 3 or 4 extra big bags. To top it off, they choose to
travel during rush hour!

1. People in wheelchairs that hold up the bus. Yup I said it. I hate
this. Shouldn't There be a bus just for them!? It takes like 5 minutes
to load them on board buckle them in and then go. Then an extra five
minutes when they get off. And they always get on when it's most
inconvenient for you. What kills me th most though is when someone
with an electric one comes on and gets off 3 stops later. Smh!!! It's
easier than walking assholes!!!

Did I miss anything?

Kids TV shows suck now!

Kids TV shows suck nowadays! The other day I ask my nephews, what do you watch? Kaeden answers, SpongeBob(ok, that show is awesome I thought to myself), Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Zack and Cody,and other very disturbing answers. Only one of those shows was a cartoon. My nieces watch Dora, Diego, Blue Clues; all learning shows!(wtf America!)What ever happened to the toons man!? The only toons I ever see on tv anymore are anime which technically arent cartoons, cause they are more for teens.

What ever happened to the Looney Tunes, The Animaniacs, Ren & Stimpy, Rugrats, and Bobby's World, and Wacky Races of our day! All of those cartoons were hilarious and classic. Shit, alot of the Looney Tunes episodes were over 20 years old when I started watching them, maybe more, and they were fucking hilarious no matter how many times you watched it! Watching Elmer Fudd being tricked by Bugs Bunny never got old! Jerry fooling Tom into going into the Bulldogs house was always a riot! Good Idea, Bad Idea was always an excellent source of advise. Below is a clip to another good idea bad idea clip and you tell me shit aint funny! I just feel that Children under 8 years old should stick to actual cartoons and no bs tween shows. I could go on a rampage, but honestly, I got out of work at pretty much 8:30pm, and I already feel like I have to go to bed, so please enjoy the clips I leave to you of my favorite old school cartoons. Enjoy and post your own old school favorites.












P.S. SpongeBob is the shit even though it took a page out of Ren & Stimpy's book.lol.