Monday, October 19, 2009

Grinds mi gears!!!(subway etiquette edition)

You know what grinds my gears? Fuckin fucks that see that there's a
train at the platform and decide to take their time or not moving to
the side to let others get on that train. Fucking Fucks! Lol.

You know what grinds my gears? People who don't move in when the train
is getting packed. I mean come on! Also people that stand by the door
and make no effort to let people in or out. They don't even try to
stay at the door by standing face toward the seats next to you! Move
man! Then they get mad when people rush through them!
People that don't wait til everyone gets out of the train also grinds
my gears. Let people out first jackass!

Why am I paying more money to be delayed mta? Grinds my fuckin gears!

I'm done with the gear grinding but I have a few questions for the
mta. What happened to all the red subway trains?why just silver? The
mta should be fashionable. Why not have a green or orange trains? How
bout blue?

Who does the voices for the new silver trains? We should know who is
talking to us. Where do you apply? Can I have an application?

Okay I'm done ranting, I don't have headphones for my iPhone so I
decided to type this up on my way home!

Here's a funny Jamaican term that Chris Campbell from circuit taught.
"mi gwaan pinch her puny jaw".lol

Gwaaan gyal,

Pablo

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Chinese food surprise

I was feeling hungry and in the mood for chinese food yesterday. So I
order beef with broccoli lunch special from Bennys on 105th street. So
I'm eating my food and it's pretty tasty...until I bite j to something
hard. I spit it out of my mouth an low and behold what looks like a
nail! So I was a little grossed out at first but then got over it, I
mean, I ate half of it before I found the nail, might as well finish
it, what's the difference right? Lol but now I think back and I don't
think that was a human nail...it looked like a cat nail...I guess what
they say about American Chinese food is true... They use cats for the
meat. Oh well shit taste good and as spanish people say, "lo que no
mata engorda", which in my case I shouldn't be doing. So I'm not
ordering from that place anymore, and I normally don't, if ur around
my way, eat from empire corner instead, it at least looks cleaner and
does taste better! Chinese people are so silly!


-Pablo