Oh Jay Leno

Jay Leno sucks. Why did they give him a new time slot? There is shit to watch on tv right now! NBC used to have the bomb shows! Other than abc, and maybe cbs (but come on, only old people watch that channel), most other channels have the news on at 10. I mean, the freaking format of his show hasn't even changed! It's nothing new! So why did they give him a new time slot? I have no idea. I personally don't even think he's funny. I bet you Stephen Colbert or John Stewart would kill him at the 10pm time slot. You guys are probably wondering why I hate him so much, and I will tell you. Because of him, some of my new favorite shows were cancelled, moved, or pushed back to the fall. Here is my list.

1. Life- Cop gets framed for murder, and like 10 years later is released because now they know it wasn't him. The city gives him millions of Dollars and he rejoins the police force to find out who framed him. It wasn't always serious and had its comedic moments. I loved that show. FUCK YOU JAY LENO!

2.Medium- I had just started watching this show and they cancelled it! Luckily CBS picked it up. FUCK YOU JAY LENO!

3.Chuck- Pushed back to the fall. This sucks, this means I had to wait freaking 9 months to see the new motherfuckin intersect kick peoples asses! FUCK YOU JAY LENO!

4. Law & Order: SVU- Wednesday @9? really? What happened to Tuesdays at 10pm? You know, the day where there is shit on tv? WHAT A DICK, JAY LENO!

5. All the cool new shows that could have been- Every year we get an opportunity to fall in love with a new show, and hate a couple too, but we have been robbed of this by Jay fucking Leno! Why doesn't he crawl under a rock and die?

This biggest issue is that I believe he has a contract locked in with NBC. So even though they are losing money and advertisers are dropping ads, he will still have his show! They should move that shit to 1am, when all the loser fans of his can watch him.

So this is my little rant for the day. JAY LENO IS A HOME WRECKER! HE KILLED AND VIOLATED MY FAMILY! HE PISSED ON MY FACE! AND PROCEEDED TO WIPE HIS ASS WITH THE TIES I WEAR TO WORK! THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS! DOWN WITH JAY LENO! SEND LETTERS TO NBC ASKING FOR HIS REMOVAL! WE MUST NO LONGER STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE! OR HE WILL VIOLATE YOUR FAMILY TOO!