Subway Observation

Why's is she wearing a shiny glittery hat? That hat should be made illegal because it can cause glare to drivers! Also, who falls asleep on a train at 6:30pm? That's just bummy!






I understand that you're playing music on the train for money, but do you have to bring a whole wardrobe for a subway performance!? You ain't on broadway dudes! You aren't even in mama Mexico! Dress casual without them steel(literally steel) toe boots. You can't get in a club or past airport security. So please tell me why! Why is it okay to wear on a subway performance!? Lol
That's the end of this months, "that's what's going on in the subway"

Here's some advice

Ladies, You can do alot of things to a guy and he'll still want to
have sex with you. If you just met a guy you like, but you slept with
his best friend, he'll still fuck you. Just don't expect him to be
your boyfriend. Now Most ladies are the opposite. If a guy has sex
with thier bff, they will not even entertain messing with the guy,
even if the friend says it's ok (I'm talking about non-skallywags).

Ladies, if you have sex with a guy on the first date, he will do
either two things. 1. Never call you back or 2. Call you for booty
calls and then dump you when a wifey shows up. I mean you should know
this, but some of you do it anyway. That dude is not gonna wife you no
matter how hard you wish and pray, especially if you were trying to
convince him not to wear a rubber (you have whorebag written all over
you!) . You just got played for a sucka, keep it movin!

Fellas, if you been on 5 dates with this chick and you haven't gotten
a kiss, move on! You are in the friend zone! Trust me, I learned the
hard way a long time ago. You realistically have 2 dates to close the
deal. First date, you may still be feeling each other out, end the
night with a hug/kiss on the cheeck if ur too scared to go in. If she
accepts a second date, then you should definetly go in!! Lol she
wouldn't accept a second date if she didn't like you. If you failed to
go in on the second date, your last chance is the third. Now I know I
said you have two dates, but the third is a wildcard. She is either
wondering if you don't like her, or she's confused as to why you don't
make a move. If you don't make your move, she will either think you
want to be just friends or she will make you a friend cause you don't
have that killer instinct. Be a man and go after your prey!!! Lmao.
Oh, one last thing, if you introduce the girl you like as "my friend"
that is exactly what she will become.

I'm definetly no expert at relationships or love as some of my best
friends can tell you. I have had a few side chicks, and fewer
girlfriends because i felt that they weren't on my level or even
shared the same dreams/thoughts i had. But I have sat back and
observed. I don't know what made me write all this shit; it's
unfocused and cluttered.(probably cause I'm bored). But I do know at
least a good 60% of it is true. Now fellas/ladies, tell me if I'm
wrong about anything I've said or add to it.

-Pablo "Joaquin Papopin" Marrero