Grinds meiner Gänge!!!

Hello World! It's time for another vent session. You know what grinds my gears!? People who decide that they should preach either in the middle of the street or in the middle of a packed subway. It's freaking 8am! I do not want to listen to you talk about how we are all going to hell because we don't follow your religion! I just want to listen to some music or read a fucking book! You tell me that we are all sinners and that our only salvation is to go to church like a good drone because we should all just blindly follow what an "ancient" book says. This isn't a bash against religion, but more against the religious extremists! There are a lot of methods for people to find out about your religion, there is no need to preach in the street. What kills me are people who refuse to back down when you tell them that you aren't interested in joining their cult...oops I meant religion. But for real, if someone turns you down, please don't continue to badger them, especially in the early morning. Religion is a whole other conversation for another day.

Also, you know what grinds my gears?! PEOPLE WHO COVER THEIR EARS IN THE SUBWAY! You live in loud ass NYC! Don't tell me you can't handle the train passing the station! Stop being a pussy and uncover your ears! If you don't like the sound, then take the bus jackhole!

You know what also grinds my gears? When people type,"hehehehe" in a txt or online. What kind of gay laugh is that!? I mean for real! Even for chicks thats pretty homo! Please see the difference between, "hahahahaha" and "hehehehehe" below!





See the difference!? Gay! Please don't use it!

Well that's all I've got for today. Here are new words/abbreviations to use online!

1. GLG- "Giggling like a girl" (use this instead of "hehehehe")
2. LOL (the new version, cause do we really laugh out loud!?)-"Laughing on the inside"
3. IWUT- "I would unlike this"...if fb had that feature (For use on FB or Twitter)

Good day to all!

p.s. The title reads "grinds my gears" in German. Every time I post a new GMG, I will title it in a different language.

Lesbians!!

The 3rd definition on google of a lesbian is: a homosexual woman who
prefer to have romantic and sexual relationships only with other women.

Lesbians are cool in my book. But do you know what I hate? These phony
lesbians! Lesbians who don't ONLY want relations with other women! If
you were whorish and bagged mad dudes and then decided that you were a
lesbian, here's some advice; go shoot yourself! I'm not even saying
you were a whore, but just because a couple of guys did you wrong
doesn't mean that a woman is going to treat you better. People are
evil in general, men and women. Both can do you harm, so don't give Me
this bs that ur lesbian. To me, a lesbian is someone who has always
known they liked women since an early age.

God, I swear that lesbianism is the new "in" thing. Do some of you
ladies realize that you're setting back
The gay and lesbian movement?? You can't jump from guy to guy to girl
to guy and call yourself a lesbian. Since day 1 you have to be bluntly
cuntly. You gals give antigay groups ammo for the argument that being
gay is a "lifestyle choice" rather than a genetic trait. I understand
that us guys can be assholes, but so can women. Everyone is capable of
evil. A woman will Hurt you the same as a man will, maybe worse. Just
because you like football doesn't make you a lesbian. Just because you
watch Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell doesn't make you lesbian (ok maybe a
little). The only time I'd believe you're lebian is if you told me
that you have always dreamed of finger popping or scissoring Barbie
and smurfette! Please, just find a better guy overall. There are many
good guys out there like myself (hell yeah I self promote!).

I love my women, so please, If your heterosexual stay that way cause
I need to soak my wild oats! (yes I know the say is "sow", but I think soak is more appropriate)

IS IT RACIST?