Lesbians!!

The 3rd definition on google of a lesbian is: a homosexual woman who
prefer to have romantic and sexual relationships only with other women.

Lesbians are cool in my book. But do you know what I hate? These phony
lesbians! Lesbians who don't ONLY want relations with other women! If
you were whorish and bagged mad dudes and then decided that you were a
lesbian, here's some advice; go shoot yourself! I'm not even saying
you were a whore, but just because a couple of guys did you wrong
doesn't mean that a woman is going to treat you better. People are
evil in general, men and women. Both can do you harm, so don't give Me
this bs that ur lesbian. To me, a lesbian is someone who has always
known they liked women since an early age.

God, I swear that lesbianism is the new "in" thing. Do some of you
ladies realize that you're setting back
The gay and lesbian movement?? You can't jump from guy to guy to girl
to guy and call yourself a lesbian. Since day 1 you have to be bluntly
cuntly. You gals give antigay groups ammo for the argument that being
gay is a "lifestyle choice" rather than a genetic trait. I understand
that us guys can be assholes, but so can women. Everyone is capable of
evil. A woman will Hurt you the same as a man will, maybe worse. Just
because you like football doesn't make you a lesbian. Just because you
watch Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell doesn't make you lesbian (ok maybe a
little). The only time I'd believe you're lebian is if you told me
that you have always dreamed of finger popping or scissoring Barbie
and smurfette! Please, just find a better guy overall. There are many
good guys out there like myself (hell yeah I self promote!).

I love my women, so please, If your heterosexual stay that way cause
I need to soak my wild oats! (yes I know the say is "sow", but I think soak is more appropriate)