C'MON BABY BEAR (BURR)!!! DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF!

Disclaimer:  I apologize ahead of time if someone close to you falls under this category or if you are the person I am talking about. But things need to be said! 

Have you ever seen a picture uploaded or a status posted that made someone seem so full of themselves? For example, people who post a pic and put, "Jessica Alba has nothing on me". More power to you for feeling that way. It's great that you feel you are the shit! Sometimes I feel like I'm unstoppable myself! The thing I hate is that most people aren't what they claim to be!!! We aren't blind. Don't say Jessica Alba or any other hot actress or singer doesn't have anything on you! SHE LOOKS 100x better than you! Get over it! There is a such thing as being cocky and confident, but c'mon! You are plain DELUSIONAL!!! This isn't the mirror mirror on the wall from Snow White! We all see that you're average or actually pretty ugly, and we accept you for this! So stop trying to gas yourself up! It's unhealthy.

And I'm going to be straight up about this. There are two people in particular on facebook that I know do this. A guy and a girl. I really don't know them all that well, but they know who they are. So to those people, sorry, but someone had to say this! YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AS YOU THINK (OR DREAM) YOU ARE! This one chick likes to post a pic on fb and then her caption always ends with something like, "*GWowW-BARBiE*". C'MON BABY BEAR(baby bear to be credited to Gregory Martinez, funny dude)!!!  You are no "barbie" and the closest to GWow you probably get is, "G! Wow! You are one cool, but weird looking broad!" The other person, is just totally full of himself. This guy has posted on fb that he looks so good and that girls stay hitting on him. Now he is average looking dude, but when I first met him, he had a pizza face. From his fb, he still seems the same! And I would guess that he is somewhat successful business-wise, but he's still single. So...C'mon baby bear! STOP BEING SO DELUSIONAL! If you are truly comfortable in your own skin, you don't need to declare to everyone that you are beautiful or hot or even super smart! People aren't blind or stupid! People aren't as shallow as they seem, but they definitly won't believe you're hot because you say so. And for the record. Hotness isn't just about your looks. It's your attitude, looks, sexiness, and smarts (to me anyway). You don't see Madonna or Taylor Swift telling the world how hot they think they are!


Now this one is straight to the fellas. Stop acting up and telling chicks you got a big member! First...don't say shit like this around your boys cause we don't care! That's mad gay!  2nd, whether its true or not, the truth will come out, and if you're smaller than you say you are, best believe that these girls will put you on blast! Especially after you break up! So do yourself a favor and leave it a mystery. Whenever a chick asks me how big I am I say, "very small" so that they actually get more curious and want to see it! But I kid! I actually tell them (this is true story), "There's only one way to find out for real now isn't there!?" So please fellas, stop bullshitting and bragging! It's not cute, and I find it annoying. Leave shit mysterious yo! C'MON BABY BEAR!!!


p.s. I might get into a lot of trouble for this, but I do it for my peeps!!


HOT FEMALE

 
































NOT SO HOT

If it doesn't fit, you must aquit!

You know what I'm tired of? The new battle of the baggy jeans crew vs
the skinny jeans crew. Are you people seriously arguing and making fun
of each other because of the types of jeans you're wearing? Do you
realize how stupid and shallow you sound? And I know some people are
going to say,"but Pablo, just the other day you ridiculed a guy
wearing paco jeans! Aren't you being hypocritical?" Well, yes and no.
I would never wear any jeans with a huge logo or name on the leg,
especially not paco jeans. But that's just me! I've always been an
advocate of wearing what YOU like or feel comfortable in, but don't
get upset at a little ridicule. About a year ago I bought these
Kenneth Cole sneakers that I fucking loved (which never happens with
me). They were grey and had some shiney parts to them. When my brother
saw them, he laughed and called them moon shoes (he wasn't the only
one either)! I did not give a fuck though. They were crazy comfortable
and to me they were hot and original. And by the way you should really
try Kenneth Cole sneakers fellas, they're really really comfortable. I
just got a new pair and they rock!

The problem with the skinny and baggy jeans is that no one has their
own personality anymore. Everyone just wants to wear whatever the
hottest rapper or artists are wearing. Whatever happened to
individuality? Why do you have to follow "pop culture". All they tell
you to do is wear this or that. You're cooler if you pay more for this
brand than the other! People need to stop looking at what's in style
and start making their own choices. Don't let MTV or bet make the
decision for you.

You'd think that it's the teens that are mainly following what their
artists wear, but it's not. It's grown ass men and women too. And that
is what disturbs me most of all. Why are you 35 and worrying if you
can get the same pair of tight ass red jeans Lil Wayne wore at a
concert? Why are you a 40 year old single mom who worries about how
many gucci purses you can get? The music industry has destroyed our
personalities!!

I've strayed a little from my original topic, but let's get back to
the point. Skinny jeans vs baggy jeans. Pablo, who do you think is the
winner?? My answer: none. Personally I don't care for the
unnecessarily baggy pants that drag down to the floor. And I
especially don't care for tight ass jeans that hug your legs like
their made for females. Here is something that you simpleton's didn't
think of! Get pants that actually fit you!! How about something not
too tight like spandex and not too baggy like overalls!?

Yes! Maybe some nice fitted jeans folks! Not tight, and a little room
for your sack to breathe in! And personally they feel great! I also
still have a couple pairs of baggy jeans, they arent mad baggy, but
they work for when i am in a "just chill" mood. But like I said
before, wear what YOU like, not what the media tells you! Remember, if
it doesn't fit, you must aquit! And he who hesitates, masterbates!!

TSHIRTS! AND OTHER FUNNY THINGS TOO!

I want to blog, but I'm feeling lazy tonight so I will just hit you all up with some cool t-shirts I found. Also some funny e-cards. Enjoy!

I know it happened a while ago, but it doesn't make it any less funny. lol

ALAN!!! HOW BOUT THAT RIDE IN!? HAHAHAHA

I feel better already! lmao








Now for some ecards from someecards.com! ENJOY! All of these are so fucking hilarious and true!

I find these last two the most hilarious cause they're so true. lmao

Throwback!!!

New York city 15
New York city singles 1
I'm a freak gurl 45

Remember back when aol was on and poppin!!!? People used to be in the
chat room all day!!! And this was before broadband, so it was all dial
up. If u lived with ur parents and didn't have your own line then you
were assed out!! You had to wait til like midnite to be able to get
online uninterrupted because if a call came in, you would get knocked
offline. To all those who were teens back then, you know you used to
yell, "ma get off the phone!!!" And you know that was devastating when
you were having a good conversation with the hot chick (who was
probably really a 40 year old man).

Also, people used to wild out on those ny chat rooms!! The chat rooms
used to be mad entertaining for a whole but then got mad wack. I
started going into the rooms just to fuck with people and piss them
off for my entertainment. I laugh now cause damn I was a hate monger.
Throwing obscenities to the public without regards to their feelings.

What's funny is that me and my cousin Carlos andre, chatted with these
two sisters from Miami once and we hit it off. The catch was that they
were older(16-18), while me and my cousin were 13-14. So of course we
lied and said we were their same age. I told her I didn't have a
scanner so I didn't have pics, but i told her that a lot of people
said I looked like ma$e (which is a lie). We would chat all night with
these chicks and this went on for months. The one that liked me even
sent me a letter(old school!!!) with mad Winnie the pooh stickers on
it, which was her fav cartoon. It got so serious that they were
planning on coming to ny to see us.

One day we decided to tell them the truth, and they were devasted. We
asked if we could still be friends, but they never hit us back up. I
guess we gave them their first lesson in "don't believe everything on
the Internet". good times!!

Well I just wanted to share these memories with you guys cause I'm
bored. Hope you enjoyed! Any funny stories just post them in the
comment section!!

VENT YOUR ANGER: Diary of an Angry Hispanic Man

This weeks Vent your anger was written by a hispanic man by the name of "Butta". After his rant, I will cosign and add some more to it! Lets get the gunshots going!!!




DIARY OF AN ANGRY HISPANIC MAN

There clearly has to be something I’m fucking missing because I’m fucking PISSED already! I was raised with women. The majority of the people I work with are woman. But I am simply just mentally exhausted! I am tired of hearing the same fucking conversation WOMEN continue to fucking have! Whether it’s on the subway, a restaurant, the park, the street, work, school! Get the fuck over it!! All they fucking do is talk about” WHY THEY CANT FIND A GOOD MAN!!!” Are you fucking kidding me!! Don’t you have anything else to talk about! But you want to hear something LADIES? Do you really want to know why you can’t “FIND A GOOD MAN?” It is obvious and actually very fucking SIMPLE! I even gave WOMEN the benefit of the doubt and looked at the DSM-IV to see whether there is something to justify your fucking psychological obsession! There wasn’t so I just call you woman retarded!

You might be thinking right now; “this guy obviously hates woman.” You couldn’t be more WRONG! I think woman are the most precious thing in this god forsaken planet! I just want you LADIES to understand that you hold all the POWER! Want to know WHY? Again, very fucking simple; it’s because you have a PUSSY!! Yup I said it! You have a PUSSY! You have what every STRAIGHT MAN wants! Why do you think we get haircuts, dress fly, cop the best rides, or buy chains? It’s because WE WANT PUSSY!!!! Do you not understand the enormous amount of lengths that WE will do for PUSSY! It’s actually so FUNNY! LOL. You WOMEN can’t grasp this so you give the PUSSY for free!! Some RERE will eventually give it up!! LOL.


Please WOMEN, understand that MEN WILL GO TO YOU!!! HOLY SHIT!! LOL. So Instead of consuming your life with constant MEN ISSUES; STOP BEING RETARDED and be productive with your life. Educate yourself, empower yourself, go to the gym, take a dance class, take yoga, get a FUCKING JOB! I don’t give a FUCK just stop talking about the same FUCKING SHIT!! Because you’re soooo consumed with MEN issues you turn out to be a fucking HOOD RAT!! That is extremely frustrating! The most precious thing in this world and most of you are RETARDED!! Don’t tell me that you’ve had a hard life, or you lived in poverty or whatever your excuses are! (Try to visit a third world country). I really don’t give a FUCK!

So the majority end up not finishing high school, end of pregnant (maybe more than once if you’re lucky; you know so you could have more to claim on your income tax) and eventually end up using my TAX DOLLARS for FUCKING WELFARE!! The funny thing is that you WOMEN really think you’re CUTE. SWEETY, when you’re walking down the street with your stroller, your Chanel bag (that your purchased from the Dominican hair salon), fresh shoes, and new clothes on, I know and so do several million people know, YOU DON'T HAVE A POT TO PISS IN!! LOL. You walk around thinking you look cute rapping “YOU AINT GOT KNOW MONEY IN THE BANK.” LMFAO.. Do you not understand that the song was made for BITCHES LIKE YOU!!

I’m clearly upset but the reasons are justifiable! Ladies when you do take my advice and be productive and eventually raise your standards of a MAN; Men will change! But for all you woman that will continue to talk about “WHY YOU CANT FIND A GOOD MAN,” the answer is because your retarded!!!
PS. For those women that are progressing, THAT’S WASSUP! Nothing sexier than an educated, beautiful ambition woman and for those men that RUIN it for the GOOD MEN; go FUCK YOURSELF!!!

-Butta

I applaude that rant. I mean, ladies, you can do what you want. But you tend to flock to the bad seeds, which is fine, but please don't complain that there are no more good men around. Shit, we're here, but get ignored so we eventually have to turn into the assholes that break your heart. The next time you say, "there are no good men", think about the dude that wanted to give you everything and all the love he could give, but you decided to stay with the asshole that treats you like shit every other day. In general, I hate complainers, but I especially hate complainers who actually have a choice and can move on, but don't. You are the master of your own destiny, so if you want a better man, find one. Simple as that.

-Pablo

VENT YOUR ANGER!

Hello World! It's time for another blog update. This is a new segment called VENT YOUR ANGER. These blogs are not written by me, but I will post up the best rant that you(my fans) send me. I will release 1 every couple of weeks as long as you send me the rants. This particular blogger chooses to stay anonymous and I will honor their wishes. So if anyone has something that pisses them off, then draft your issues and I will post. Enjoy!

CHILDREN!!

I'm walking on Broadway minding my own business when all of a sudden it hits me:

People need to stop having kids! I'm tired of walking through the street and seeing the 20 year old girl with a pop belly pushing a baby carriage with her broke ass man who spent his welfare check on a ps3 and his savings on a flat screen.

I know I sound insensitive. I really do have all the respect for people who hustle to make ends meet, but why the eagerness to doom yourself to a life of poverty? And even for those who aren't poor, raising children, especially alone, is too much fuckin work unless you're Kourtney Kardashian and can wipe your baby's muddy ass with hundred dollar bills.

I'm no Mr. Moneybags myself, but I'm not trying to start a fuckin family! I'm convinced half of these girls do it so they have someone to dress up for their Facebook albums.

By now, I've probably pissed you off. You think I'm some miser who doesn't know the joy of childbirth, and you know what? You're right. I am fuckin miserable, and I can't comprehend why anyone else would want to thrust an innocent life into this overcrowded, priced-out world, a world that the parents themselves barely understand... AY YA!!

- person who remains anonymous for fear of alienating old
grade school and high school classmates