Tuesday, March 30, 2010

C'MON BABY BEAR (BURR)!!! DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF!

Disclaimer:  I apologize ahead of time if someone close to you falls under this category or if you are the person I am talking about. But things need to be said! 

Have you ever seen a picture uploaded or a status posted that made someone seem so full of themselves? For example, people who post a pic and put, "Jessica Alba has nothing on me". More power to you for feeling that way. It's great that you feel you are the shit! Sometimes I feel like I'm unstoppable myself! The thing I hate is that most people aren't what they claim to be!!! We aren't blind. Don't say Jessica Alba or any other hot actress or singer doesn't have anything on you! SHE LOOKS 100x better than you! Get over it! There is a such thing as being cocky and confident, but c'mon! You are plain DELUSIONAL!!! This isn't the mirror mirror on the wall from Snow White! We all see that you're average or actually pretty ugly, and we accept you for this! So stop trying to gas yourself up! It's unhealthy.

And I'm going to be straight up about this. There are two people in particular on facebook that I know do this. A guy and a girl. I really don't know them all that well, but they know who they are. So to those people, sorry, but someone had to say this! YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AS YOU THINK (OR DREAM) YOU ARE! This one chick likes to post a pic on fb and then her caption always ends with something like, "*GWowW-BARBiE*". C'MON BABY BEAR(baby bear to be credited to Gregory Martinez, funny dude)!!!  You are no "barbie" and the closest to GWow you probably get is, "G! Wow! You are one cool, but weird looking broad!" The other person, is just totally full of himself. This guy has posted on fb that he looks so good and that girls stay hitting on him. Now he is average looking dude, but when I first met him, he had a pizza face. From his fb, he still seems the same! And I would guess that he is somewhat successful business-wise, but he's still single. So...C'mon baby bear! STOP BEING SO DELUSIONAL! If you are truly comfortable in your own skin, you don't need to declare to everyone that you are beautiful or hot or even super smart! People aren't blind or stupid! People aren't as shallow as they seem, but they definitly won't believe you're hot because you say so. And for the record. Hotness isn't just about your looks. It's your attitude, looks, sexiness, and smarts (to me anyway). You don't see Madonna or Taylor Swift telling the world how hot they think they are!


Now this one is straight to the fellas. Stop acting up and telling chicks you got a big member! First...don't say shit like this around your boys cause we don't care! That's mad gay!  2nd, whether its true or not, the truth will come out, and if you're smaller than you say you are, best believe that these girls will put you on blast! Especially after you break up! So do yourself a favor and leave it a mystery. Whenever a chick asks me how big I am I say, "very small" so that they actually get more curious and want to see it! But I kid! I actually tell them (this is true story), "There's only one way to find out for real now isn't there!?" So please fellas, stop bullshitting and bragging! It's not cute, and I find it annoying. Leave shit mysterious yo! C'MON BABY BEAR!!!


p.s. I might get into a lot of trouble for this, but I do it for my peeps!!


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2 comments:

  1. Lmao! u are something else! i agree. i tired of min by min post on where the hell u going. Like this one girl< wrote on her status she's going to fl> so she writes...I'm in ct. I'm in NY. I'm in Maryland> I was like Yo, wtf I get it u on the f-in road. Just to show off. lol

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  2. LMFAO this post is da BOMB (yea i said the bomb)
    I seriously always felt this way and made a post about it on fb..about dudes n chiks who say they r "stars" takin pouty lip pics in they bathroom mirros w camera phones....n they aint stars they unemployed n shit..C'mon BABY BEAR!!

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