Tuesday, March 9, 2010

VENT YOUR ANGER!

Hello World! It's time for another blog update. This is a new segment called VENT YOUR ANGER. These blogs are not written by me, but I will post up the best rant that you(my fans) send me. I will release 1 every couple of weeks as long as you send me the rants. This particular blogger chooses to stay anonymous and I will honor their wishes. So if anyone has something that pisses them off, then draft your issues and I will post. Enjoy!

CHILDREN!!

I'm walking on Broadway minding my own business when all of a sudden it hits me:

People need to stop having kids! I'm tired of walking through the street and seeing the 20 year old girl with a pop belly pushing a baby carriage with her broke ass man who spent his welfare check on a ps3 and his savings on a flat screen.

I know I sound insensitive. I really do have all the respect for people who hustle to make ends meet, but why the eagerness to doom yourself to a life of poverty? And even for those who aren't poor, raising children, especially alone, is too much fuckin work unless you're Kourtney Kardashian and can wipe your baby's muddy ass with hundred dollar bills.

I'm no Mr. Moneybags myself, but I'm not trying to start a fuckin family! I'm convinced half of these girls do it so they have someone to dress up for their Facebook albums.

By now, I've probably pissed you off. You think I'm some miser who doesn't know the joy of childbirth, and you know what? You're right. I am fuckin miserable, and I can't comprehend why anyone else would want to thrust an innocent life into this overcrowded, priced-out world, a world that the parents themselves barely understand... AY YA!!

- person who remains anonymous for fear of alienating old
grade school and high school classmates

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