Sorry its been so long since my last blog! I have some new material for you guys that I will hopefully be able to post soon, so keep checking my page! Please enjoy this rant by my friend Carlos Medrano...
April is my favorite time of year. Baseball season begins, then a week later it's my birthday. It gets warm out, then girls start stripping.
I must say, the only downside to April is walking to Hot n Crusty and having to run into the angry brigade of lesbians known as Green Peace who emerge from their cryogenic slumber in time for the blossoming of spring like the fuckin mob of pestilent mosquitos that descends on my sweaty Hispanic ass in the first week of July.
What's bothering these girls? Why cant they just chill like the rest of us? Have u ever run into a lesbian who didn't have a fuckin cause? Ultimately, it's none of my business. I'm just saying---not even all gay dudes are like that.
One of my best friends in high school was gay and the only thing he cared about was dancing to Deborah Cox and suckin cocks and convincing me that it would be a good idea if he sucked my cock, which of course prompted a number of important heart-to-heart conversations where I reaffirmed the purely platonic nature of
our friendship.
But anyway, these lesbians are trying to save the whales---save this, save that, build earth homes for albino hemophiliacs in the Appalachian Mountains... like whatever! The environment will do just fine without you screaming to the high heavens about evil
corporations raping babies, performing vivisections on them and harvesting their organs to fund chemical plants that spew clouds of sarin gas over Westchester County. Seriously, just buy a dildo from the sex shop and chill the fuck the out!
No comments:
Post a Comment