Monday, June 14, 2010

Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill: Who's fault is it anyway!?

Take a look at these pictures...




"the worst rig explosion in history"
" the worst environmental disaster"
 These are the headlines on the news. These headlines are definitely true. These pictures show the nature of this disaster. Who is to blame? Some people say it is the Bush administrations fault because they drafted industry friendly regulations. Others say that Obama didn't do everything he could have and that this is his Katrina, and he's failing. And there is the group that says that it is the greedy oil companies fault (BP). They say this is the last straw! Know what I think? All of the above are correct and wrong at the same time!

You want to blame someone? Look in the mirror America! WE THE PEOPLE are dependent on oil! To drive our cars (fancy or not), to heat our homes, and to fuel our planes for our exotic get-away vacations! Shame on us to point the finger at everyone but ourselves! Without the demand, half of these companies wouldn't be drilling for oil, either offshore in America or overseas! It's not that these oil companies are greedy, it's that there is a demand for something, and there are things they have to do to provide it to the American people. Other than invading another country for their oil, there is only really one way to stop drilling period. We need to stop using oil. Outrageous? Maybe, but if you are truly devastated and appalled by whats going on in the Gulf of Mexico, then that's what WE THE PEOPLE must do! We need to help support research on alternate sources of energy and do what we must to have the government and the world notice that we are not totally selfish! So stop pointing the fingers at just BP, Bush, Obama....all of us are responsible and as intelligent beings, we need to stop for a minute and try to think of another way. I don't care what regulations were set, a disaster was bound to happen! Hopefully we can learn from this.

I have never claimed to be knowledgeable about politics or the environment, but I think this is so easy to see, and I can't believe that no one has mentioned this. Are we truly this blind?
Now fuck off! I need to turn on my AC and use all the power in my apartment!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Things that vex me!

Hello my people! The king has returned from his slumber! I am back to entertain the Plebeians and enlighten the those who have been in the dark for far too long! Today I will report on things that vex me! I let these things slide, but I really want to throw a frying pan at the people who commit these idiocy's, a la Monique's character in Precious. I just do not understand why people do these things! Let the blasting commence!

Idiot: PABLO!...PABLO!
Me: Whats up?
Idiot: ....(silence)
Me: Hellloooo?
Idiot:...(more silence)
Me: hmmm...(I continue what I was doing)
Idiot: Pablo!
Me: WHAT!?
Idiot: Come here!
Me: WTF!

I fucking hate people that call my name and don't answer back when I respond. WHY are you calling me if you aren't going to answer me!? This shit is annoying! I am pretty sure that everyone finds this shit annoying. What I like to do is return the favor later on, but when they come to me, I say "oh, I didn't call your name".


Facebook Wall Flowers!

You may be asking yourself, Pablo, what's a facebook wallflower? Well in general, a wallflower is someone at a club or party that doesn't mingle with anyone and just stays against the wall, not socializing. A Facebook wallflower is the same exact thing, except that they watch and read everything you post/do, but don't comment on it. They just watch. They never update their status, they never comment on your posts or anyones! But when you see them in person, they talk about every little thing you have done in the past 3 months, and you are just sitting there like "daaaaamn! stop watching me! Especially if you do not take an active part of the convo's!". I'm just saying, either comment or get a damn life! It's called social networking, not social watching! Comment on a pic or status once in a while! If you just want to observe, then cancel your facebook and go to the park and people watch! It's a lot more fun! GO NOW! OR JUST KILL YOURSELF!

Well! It seems as if I have hit a wall! TO BE CONTINUED...

Monday, June 7, 2010

Guest Blogger: WHY!?

Hilarious blog by my brother. Took me a whole month to post it but whatever! lol.
I will be writing something very soon! Get ready!

I don't understand why people type or text things they wouldn't or don't say in person!! I mean I've never said heehheehee...who the fuck does that?? I can see hahaha...its more natural..and who the hell told men that skinny jeans are in?? Ooh yeaaa kanye said so...too bad hes a fucking triplixionaire and he can fucking wear a tutu and make it a trend but why do fat motherfuckers wear skinny jeans? I don't wanna see your 7 year old stretch marks when u bend over you fucking mamaluke!! Another example of speech therapy issues..."hey,stop sending me Texas!!" TEXAS!!! Its fucking texts people, that's right next time you're speaking to someone they are gonna say it...right Gee!!! Lmao

....wooohooo......doesnt that speak for itself??? Who in the blue hell says woohooo?? Did you ever tell Pablo,"we're going to blue donkey woohoo?!!!!" NO...so why people why?? Here are some phrases that I'm going to use from here on in that i wouldn't spew from my mouth but to irritate people and prove my point....(if friends are arguing = oh stop it with the broohaahaa)... If someone says something funny = you're sooo silly (I personally hate this 1 and my daughter says this ALL the time...I'm gonna slap her in her face next time she says this...) If I'm pissed off = grrrrr ( yes even in public I'm gonna humiliate whoever is with me!! I WILL make that actual sound!! Okay...finally on another note...I fucking hate people that fall asleep in public places...and the real winners are those who snore and keep their mouths open!!! What the fuck is wrong with you!!! I'm personally going to start fucking with people that leave their mouths open so beware...I'm borrowing Pablo's Rat Zapper and after collecting 8 tails, 6 claws, and 5 pieces of skin from these little annoying gray creatures (why the fuck are they gray anyway??) I'm gonna have Pablo record me in public transportation (1,2,3,4,6 trains in particular) and when I see people with their mouths open, I'm gonna drop a claw or two in there (they'll probably think its just left over bacon from their bacon, egg, and cheese they had 30 min prior to!!! I'm fucking sick of seeing other peoples white tongue or gray cavities while they're sleeping and drooling on the seat next to them!!

Btw...I saw the video of a guy knocked out in the hallway of a hotel/casino and I must say I'm disappointed!!! I personally would have blown my nose on his face, taken a shit and placed it in his pocket...now that would have been classic!!! I wish I would have been there...well I know I was all over the place with this but its my first blog and many more random thoughts to come....AY YA....