Guest Blogger: WHY!?

Hilarious blog by my brother. Took me a whole month to post it but whatever! lol.
I will be writing something very soon! Get ready!

I don't understand why people type or text things they wouldn't or don't say in person!! I mean I've never said heehheehee...who the fuck does that?? I can see hahaha...its more natural..and who the hell told men that skinny jeans are in?? Ooh yeaaa kanye said so...too bad hes a fucking triplixionaire and he can fucking wear a tutu and make it a trend but why do fat motherfuckers wear skinny jeans? I don't wanna see your 7 year old stretch marks when u bend over you fucking mamaluke!! Another example of speech therapy issues..."hey,stop sending me Texas!!" TEXAS!!! Its fucking texts people, that's right next time you're speaking to someone they are gonna say it...right Gee!!! Lmao

....wooohooo......doesnt that speak for itself??? Who in the blue hell says woohooo?? Did you ever tell Pablo,"we're going to blue donkey woohoo?!!!!" NO...so why people why?? Here are some phrases that I'm going to use from here on in that i wouldn't spew from my mouth but to irritate people and prove my point....(if friends are arguing = oh stop it with the broohaahaa)... If someone says something funny = you're sooo silly (I personally hate this 1 and my daughter says this ALL the time...I'm gonna slap her in her face next time she says this...) If I'm pissed off = grrrrr ( yes even in public I'm gonna humiliate whoever is with me!! I WILL make that actual sound!! Okay...finally on another note...I fucking hate people that fall asleep in public places...and the real winners are those who snore and keep their mouths open!!! What the fuck is wrong with you!!! I'm personally going to start fucking with people that leave their mouths open so beware...I'm borrowing Pablo's Rat Zapper and after collecting 8 tails, 6 claws, and 5 pieces of skin from these little annoying gray creatures (why the fuck are they gray anyway??) I'm gonna have Pablo record me in public transportation (1,2,3,4,6 trains in particular) and when I see people with their mouths open, I'm gonna drop a claw or two in there (they'll probably think its just left over bacon from their bacon, egg, and cheese they had 30 min prior to!!! I'm fucking sick of seeing other peoples white tongue or gray cavities while they're sleeping and drooling on the seat next to them!!

Btw...I saw the video of a guy knocked out in the hallway of a hotel/casino and I must say I'm disappointed!!! I personally would have blown my nose on his face, taken a shit and placed it in his pocket...now that would have been classic!!! I wish I would have been there...well I know I was all over the place with this but its my first blog and many more random thoughts to come....AY YA....