Things that vex me!

Hello my people! The king has returned from his slumber! I am back to entertain the Plebeians and enlighten the those who have been in the dark for far too long! Today I will report on things that vex me! I let these things slide, but I really want to throw a frying pan at the people who commit these idiocy's, a la Monique's character in Precious. I just do not understand why people do these things! Let the blasting commence!

Idiot: PABLO!...PABLO!
Me: Whats up?
Idiot: ....(silence)
Me: Hellloooo?
Idiot:...(more silence)
Me: hmmm...(I continue what I was doing)
Idiot: Pablo!
Me: WHAT!?
Idiot: Come here!
Me: WTF!

I fucking hate people that call my name and don't answer back when I respond. WHY are you calling me if you aren't going to answer me!? This shit is annoying! I am pretty sure that everyone finds this shit annoying. What I like to do is return the favor later on, but when they come to me, I say "oh, I didn't call your name".


Facebook Wall Flowers!

You may be asking yourself, Pablo, what's a facebook wallflower? Well in general, a wallflower is someone at a club or party that doesn't mingle with anyone and just stays against the wall, not socializing. A Facebook wallflower is the same exact thing, except that they watch and read everything you post/do, but don't comment on it. They just watch. They never update their status, they never comment on your posts or anyones! But when you see them in person, they talk about every little thing you have done in the past 3 months, and you are just sitting there like "daaaaamn! stop watching me! Especially if you do not take an active part of the convo's!". I'm just saying, either comment or get a damn life! It's called social networking, not social watching! Comment on a pic or status once in a while! If you just want to observe, then cancel your facebook and go to the park and people watch! It's a lot more fun! GO NOW! OR JUST KILL YOURSELF!

Well! It seems as if I have hit a wall! TO BE CONTINUED...