I had an epiphany while on vacation. Everytime I've gone to the beach or on vacation with chicks, all they ever want to do is lay down and let the sun cook them! What the fuck is up with everyone wanting to be tan nowadays!? Maybe the reason I don't understand is cause I'm dark skinned.
All I know is that if you're at a sunny destination for a week, you don't need to lay out to tan. You will tan naturally even if all u did was walk or go horseback riding. There is this infatuation with becoming darker that I can't understand! Why!? It's true what Paul mooney said,"everybody want be a nigga, but ain't nobody want be a nigga!". I think that perfectly sums it up.
Here's a question, how come everyone gets all upset when a dark person makes their skin lighter (see: Michael Jackson, Sammy Sosa), but no one cares when white people start looking darker than Wesley snipes!? Or even care when they look like a motherfucking bottle of sunkist!? All I'm saying is a. Take it easy with the tanning people! And B. Don't get mad at mj and Sammy sosa for reverse tanning! Ok I'm done ranting.
Oh, and the 2010 tanning awards go to.
1st place: Marlene Almonte-she literally lays on the bitch all day during a beach trip. She only comes up for liquor.
2nd place: Christie Mammana- came very close to first place, but she helped herself by choosing to take a dip in the pool every once in a while.
3rd place: Mallory Almonte- tans with the best of them, but consistently gets up when need be to get a drink, act a fool, and take a knee deep dip in the beach.
That is all!
