I had an epiphany while on vacation. Everytime I've gone to the beach or on vacation with chicks, all they ever want to do is lay down and let the sun cook them! What the fuck is up with everyone wanting to be tan nowadays!? Maybe the reason I don't understand is cause I'm dark skinned.
All I know is that if you're at a sunny destination for a week, you don't need to lay out to tan. You will tan naturally even if all u did was walk or go horseback riding. There is this infatuation with becoming darker that I can't understand! Why!? It's true what Paul mooney said,"everybody want be a nigga, but ain't nobody want be a nigga!". I think that perfectly sums it up.
Here's a question, how come everyone gets all upset when a dark person makes their skin lighter (see: Michael Jackson, Sammy Sosa), but no one cares when white people start looking darker than Wesley snipes!? Or even care when they look like a motherfucking bottle of sunkist!? All I'm saying is a. Take it easy with the tanning people! And B. Don't get mad at mj and Sammy sosa for reverse tanning! Ok I'm done ranting.
Oh, and the 2010 tanning awards go to.
1st place: Marlene Almonte-she literally lays on the bitch all day during a beach trip. She only comes up for liquor.
2nd place: Christie Mammana- came very close to first place, but she helped herself by choosing to take a dip in the pool every once in a while.
3rd place: Mallory Almonte- tans with the best of them, but consistently gets up when need be to get a drink, act a fool, and take a knee deep dip in the beach.
That is all!
you are a tool. i am a bartender, i work on my feet all day. i'm always running around like a maniac. EXCUSE me if all i wanted to do was lay out and read and listen to music!! and if i was gonna do it, might as well do it in the sun! i thought that was what vacation was!!! not to mention the other problem i had out there...didn't make me want to ride kayaks and horseback ride like in the commercials. but it's cool, i'll be the "example" in your little blog entry.
ReplyDeletep.s. it IS because you are dark that you don't get it
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank the tanning academy (aka Pablo) for presenting me with honorary award. It takes a true gentleman and scholar ( or a Leto lover) to take time torecognize my hard work in getting that golden glow. Thank you!!!!
ReplyDeleteALSO you spelled our last name wrong.
ReplyDeletethat being said, I actually kind of agree with you in terms of how being tan, if you are light skinned, is celebrated, but if you are going the MJ route, you are vilified.
Tanning is free pablo! why not do it! also..it is true u can tan doing all sorts of stuff but laying on my butt all day is the preferred route to take.
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