Grinds my gears- I hate you all!!!

Hello friends! It is once again time for good idea, bad idea! Good idea...YOU FUCKING GRIND MY GEARS ASSHOLES! I'm going to get straight to the point! Here we go!!!

First thing that grinds my gears... You "fashion gurus"! You people make me sick! And I'm not talking about everyone, I am talking about the dudes. The dudes who claim to be gangsta's, but they wear tighter clothes than your fat mom in spandex! It's one thing to be into fashion, but you can't be a thug, and wear tight ass jeans, with a neon orange shirt, and a rainbow colored scarf! First, where is your gun going to go, and two you look like a fruitcake! Am I hating? Maybe, but I don't give a shit! Be a man, wear fitted clothes, and tone down the fucking rainbow! I'm into the classics, fitted jeans, button ups, suits, you know, things real men wear!

The second thing that grinds my gears... You assholes you post lyrics or quotes on fb/twitter and act like its your own! I'm not speaking of those who post quotes once in a while, I'm talking about you jerkwads that don't post anything other than quotes or lyrics. We can all tell that you aren't interesting or have anything to say, because all of your posts are other peoples words! Shit, I'm not saying you have to actually make your own quote, but shit, at least post this as your status, "I pooped my pants". So what I'm saying is, get the fuck off facebook/twitter if you don't have anything to say!

Last thing that grinds my gears, panhandlers on the subway! Now don't get me wrong, because I have lived in NYC for so long that panhandling actually doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is the lack of creativity nowadays! "spare some change please!","I lost my family in a fire, I need money!", "I lost my leg in war!" Shit! I have been hearing this shit for years! Panhandlers, if you are reading this, here are some ideas. 

1. Hold the subway car hostage with your funk! "Hello everyone, I realize I smell like shit and I won't leave the subway car until 60% of this car gives me change or food! If you move to the next car, I will follow you there!"

2. Dress up as a priest/brother, and state that you are collecting money for the children. Tell the passengers that if you don't receive something from at least 40% of them, you will ensure that their local priest will personally mentor their child!

3. Pull out a supersoaker and demand the money from everyone, and act like you have a real gun! Threaten someone! Smack a bitch! This will get you your money!

4. Singing and dancing is overdone. How about you perform a monologue from your favorite movie? Grab another bum and act out a scene! I probably still wouldn't pay you, but I'd be entertained!

Btw, this maybe my last post because the Apocalypse is on Saturday. So goodbye world! NOT!

USA! Love it or leave it!

Ding Dong the Dick is dead!! Finally, after almost ten years, they caught the son of a bitch that killed so many of our people. They not only caught him, but they put a bullet right in his skull which that sob deserved! USA! USA! USA! Does this solve the terrorist problem? Probably not, but at least it shows the world, that if you fuck with us, then we will hunt you down! It doesn't matter if it's 1 year, 10 years, or 30 years from when you fuck with us, we will catch you!

Now I wasn't directly affected by 9/11, meaning that I did not lose any family or friends, but what happened that day was horrible. Such a massive amount of life was lost within minutes. Some people say they are disgusted or ashamed that we are celebrating the death of a man, but believe me it is justified. Every minute that man lived, the more these extremists would think they could attack us and get away with it. Not killing Bin Laden for so long made the world view us as weaklings. Attacked on our own soil and not being able to capture or kill the culprit. I just think it is so easy for people to forget that so many people died in 2001. I want you to think back to that dreadful day, and think about how you felt, the fear, the uncertainty. I was a senior in high school back then, and when they released us early, there were no trains in service, no cross borough buses. Me and probably hundreds of other students had to cross the bridge from the bronx to manhattan, and from that bridge, you can see the billow of smoke. When I got home, I saw the live news, the people jumping from the buildings, the injured, the people looking for loved ones. But aside from the despair, I saw a glimmer of hope. Strangers who would never speak to each other, helping each other, volunteering at Ground Zero, we were united. And finally after so long, the man responsible is dead. Maybe now those who died on 9/11(and in the war) can rest in peace. Now that I'm done with the emotional stuff, on to those people that grind my gears.

The conspiracy theorist. Those who say Osama Bin Laden is not dead. I am just going to say one thing about this. What is stopping him from releasing a video saying that he is not dead? I just poked a hole in your logic. Now some would say that he was captured by the US and not killed. What would the US gain from hiding that? I would personally love to see that son of a bitch tried in court and hung and I'm sure most Americans would. Now I am not going to say that our government doesn't hide things from us, but I firmly believe that they killed Osama. Why can't you? Again, what is there to gain?

Then there are those that state that we shouldn't believe everything we read and see in the media. That we should look beyond the media. Yet their source for conspiracy theories are documentaries and the internet...another form of media. Do you people listen to yourselves? THE ILLUMINATI IS TAKING OVER! BUSH CAUSED 9/11! OBAMA WAS BORN IN CHINA! WOOKIES ACTUALLY EXIST! You are the people that believe every piece of misinformation you read on the internet, or that a rapper spits on a line. You idiots must realize that conspiracy sells! The more idiots that believe, the more that will buy idiot books. You are the cash cow fools! Now I was going to argue against the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, but I am not going to waste my time. There is a link to a website that debunks your most popular myths below. And one more thing before I go, if you truly believe this BS, then leave America, we do not need you, and you obviously do not believe in our government or our way of life. Go to Canada or some other country, we do not want you!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military/news/1227842


GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Random Thoughts

Well its been a while since I have written anything on here. I have been living an insidiously busy life since my vacation in September. I also had no inspiration for the last 6 months. shit I still don't, but procrastinating does not help writers block! So I'm here just typing away. So I will try to break my block by writing some things about myself. I love to laugh and have fun. And having fun can be something as simple as play fighting and slapping the chicken wing submission move on my friend Randy with everyone watching as he squirms. That was fun. I love diss contests even though I am pretty horrible at it. I love pretty much anything with laughter. Laughter makes me feel so much better and relieves stress. Hearing my nephews/nieces crack the fuck up always makes my day and if I'm the reason behind the laughter, I try to make them pee their pants. I mean why not?

You know what grinds my gears? Kids who decide that they can be the next youtube stars with their classroom singing videos. No one gives a shit that you and your classmates made a song about anti-bullying and posted it on youtube and I am tired of the media trying to force it down our throats. As a friend of mine said, bullying has been around for ages, it isn't new! You want to impress me with a youtube video? Nerds and geeks unite and record yourselves beating the shit out of these bully's. It is honestly the only way to stop bullies! FIGHT BACK like Zangief kid! Here are a few good anti bullying ideas. 1. Home school. 2. take up karate lessons or find your very own Mr. Miyagi. I mean, I am pretty sure your superintendent knows a martial art right? 3. Carry Mace or a taser. I think a taser would be better for youtube. "don't tase me dude!".  4. When you are about to battle a bully, bring out your pokeball and yell "Charizard, I choose you!' The bully will shit his pants, or bring out his own pokeball! (if this is the case why are you getting bullied by him)

I am watching Avatar on HBO, its funny, these blue people had their forest pillaged and its on fire. Am I supposed to care? Don't they realize that battling the humans is a no-win situation? They may have won that battle, but we are coming back at them with the force of ZEUS on the fucking day of reckoning.

Well that is all I have in my tank of random thoughts!