Well its been a while since I have written anything on here. I have been living an insidiously busy life since my vacation in September. I also had no inspiration for the last 6 months. shit I still don't, but procrastinating does not help writers block! So I'm here just typing away. So I will try to break my block by writing some things about myself. I love to laugh and have fun. And having fun can be something as simple as play fighting and slapping the chicken wing submission move on my friend Randy with everyone watching as he squirms. That was fun. I love diss contests even though I am pretty horrible at it. I love pretty much anything with laughter. Laughter makes me feel so much better and relieves stress. Hearing my nephews/nieces crack the fuck up always makes my day and if I'm the reason behind the laughter, I try to make them pee their pants. I mean why not?
You know what grinds my gears? Kids who decide that they can be the next youtube stars with their classroom singing videos. No one gives a shit that you and your classmates made a song about anti-bullying and posted it on youtube and I am tired of the media trying to force it down our throats. As a friend of mine said, bullying has been around for ages, it isn't new! You want to impress me with a youtube video? Nerds and geeks unite and record yourselves beating the shit out of these bully's. It is honestly the only way to stop bullies! FIGHT BACK like Zangief kid! Here are a few good anti bullying ideas. 1. Home school. 2. take up karate lessons or find your very own Mr. Miyagi. I mean, I am pretty sure your superintendent knows a martial art right? 3. Carry Mace or a taser. I think a taser would be better for youtube. "don't tase me dude!". 4. When you are about to battle a bully, bring out your pokeball and yell "Charizard, I choose you!' The bully will shit his pants, or bring out his own pokeball! (if this is the case why are you getting bullied by him)
I am watching Avatar on HBO, its funny, these blue people had their forest pillaged and its on fire. Am I supposed to care? Don't they realize that battling the humans is a no-win situation? They may have won that battle, but we are coming back at them with the force of ZEUS on the fucking day of reckoning.
Well that is all I have in my tank of random thoughts!
